- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Kefka > Sephiroth

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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