What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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were at work systems r down

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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