- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

I need to start studying.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

How old is your mom Dead

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

breasts

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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