Sarah Jessica Parker

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

i have a christmas tree.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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