- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

I shot a bitch.

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