what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Worms don't like apples.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What happen? Idk...

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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