Dogs

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Vote this up

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Yo Mama just died.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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