I work at jcpenny

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

A Serbian Film

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

I killed someone on minecraft.

why do mexicans get made fun of

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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