Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Knock knock

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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