Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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NASCAR

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Haha, I get it..

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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hi

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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