- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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