- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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