- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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