- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

whats up and also down? your mum

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Women's Rights

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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