What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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