- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Your mom.

I just drank a cola.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why am I writing this...im bored

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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