what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Iif your reading this ur gay

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

My name is Jeff

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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