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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Poop

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Mahmy

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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