whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Women's rights

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Anti Joke

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