Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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A Serbian Film

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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