When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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woman's rights

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Anti Joke

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