What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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