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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Ken wins!

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

anus

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Penis.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

Women's rights

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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