Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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PICKLES

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Like this joke, bitch.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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