Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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