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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Anti Joke

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