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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Youre mom is so dead...

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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