Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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knock knock no ones home

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

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