- Anti Joke

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what is racecar backwards in reverse

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

That is so fetch

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.