Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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