What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Poop!!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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