- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

politically correct!

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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