What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Dusters blow stuff.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Weed.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Tilt your screen back

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

women sports....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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