The Earth is a nice place to live.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Justin Beiber's Talent.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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