A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Tilt your screen back

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women sports....

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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