Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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