- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Laugh.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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