- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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