- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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