- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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