In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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shut up elliot

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david weres the slug gone

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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I <3 Hitler

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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