- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

do you wanna hear a joke school

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Mahmy

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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