Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Basically copying you.

whos district champs not JM

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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