What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Seven

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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