- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

NAACP

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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