whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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