What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

ass.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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