Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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