- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

Smoke weed till i die nigga

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Iif your reading this ur gay

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

this is stupid .... yep

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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