- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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david weres the slug gone

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

2 Penises

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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